Arnold at the Movies launches

NYAAAHHH! Welcome to Arnold at the Movies. I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger, your most beloved 80’s and 90’s action movie star. I’ve launched this site to review the latest in the film and movie industry. Here’s what you can come to expect from Arnold at the Movies:

  • Poor design
  • Even poorer audio quality
  • Profanity
  • Many mentions of bodybuilding and my whore of a wife Maria
  • Dick jokes
  • Ungodly large amounts of narcissism

If you plan on letting your children view my brutal and epic reviews, good for you. This nation needs fewer pussies as parents.


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